Collection of Priceless Jokes for April '06

Guy walks into a bar with a pig with a wooden leg. Bartender says, "Hey, how did the pig get the wooden leg? Guy says, "As I was climbing in the Himalayas, I fell into a crevasse, and that pig pulled me to safety."

"Wow," says the bartender, "but how did he get the wooden leg?"

The guy says, "Well, we were dog-sledding on the frozen tundra when we cut over a patch of ice. Suddenly, a killer whale broke through the ice and attacked me, but that pig fought off the orca and saved my life!"

"Yeah, okay," says the bartender a little impatiently, "but how did he get the wooden leg?"

"Well, as I was surfing in Hawaii, I was overcome by a huge wave. That pig gave me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and saved my life!"

"BUT HOW DID HE GET THE WOODEN LEG?" says the bartender.

"Well," says the guy, "a pig like that you don't eat all at once."

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender,

"Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and

knees."

"Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-crap!"

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