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2004 "A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heartburn?"
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August 2006
Playboy Magazine has developed a centerfold for married men. It's the same every month. Today's Ole and Lena Joke The Army recruited Ole when he was 34 years old. They waited until he was fresh out of high school. The cops found a man dead, squeezed to death by his pet boa constrictor. They listed the case of death as "a reptile dysfunction."
A Kentucky couple, both bona fide rednecks, had
9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband
"fixed".
Q: What do you
call an auto accident between two yuppies?
Rumsfeld is reporting to the President and the
Cabinet. He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today
in Iraq." A goose walks into a bar, and the bartender says: "Your pants are down!" Two wrongs don't make a right; but three rights make a left.
Q: Where do horses go to read?
A guy arrives late to work one day and is called into the office. His
angry boss asks,
Q: What do you have when no one has told you a good joke in a long
time?
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