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-- Bob Hope
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December
2004
One man approaches another at the Olympic Games.
"Excuse me," he says. "Are you a
pole vaulter?"
The other man replies, "No I'm German, but
how did you know my name was Walter?"
Three
men were playing golf. The course opened with a wicked dogleg with a
large water hazard.
The first man stepped up to the tee and hit a sharp slice into the water
hazard. He walked up to the water; it parted and he lofted his ball
within one foot of the hole.
The next man stepped up and hit the ball. Sure enough, he sliced it so
that it landed on top of the water. He walked across the surface of the
water and and hit the ball within six inches of the hole.
The
third man stepped up, hit the ball, and sliced it. The ball was just
about to land in the water when a trout jumped out of the water and
grabbed it in his mouth. An eagle swooped down, scooped up the fish, and
flew off. As the eagle banked over the green, lightning struck it, it
dropped the fish, the fish dropped the ball, and it landed in the hole
for a hole in one.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I really hate playing golf with
your Dad."
A
man took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.
Oh,
I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants
and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded,
her date asked, "What do you mean?"
Well,
I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!" Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!
Did
you hear about the new Website dedicated to Morse code enthusiasts?
It's
www...........
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