What young children have learned

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"A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heartburn?"

-- Bob Hope

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Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.