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Officials in neighboring Maltby confirmed today that a
runaway meteor, believed released from the former
planet Pluto, barely missed the occupant of this
trailer camp doublewide while the man of the house
was engaged in viewing the first CBS News
broadcast anchored by Katie Couric. The unidentified
victim was treated and released from the Maltby
Veterinary Clinic, shaken, but otherwise free of harm.

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Grace  Headline News

Furrier Motors furious
over Grace brush off
( see below )

     Mysterious $900 turns up in town cigar box treasury!        

'Blog-Down' with town reveals tension between Grace 
and expansion minded auto chain

 

Upson Downs
schedules first season
of mule racing

Track owner entices famed cloned Idaho mule

PokingFun Press, UnLtd
publishes first book,
"The State of Grace"

A collection of the writings
of the Gazette's La Conner Fats

Grace Provisional
Rotary Club
supports Woodinville's
'Wine 'n Shine
Charity Event Oct. 7

Features

 

Daily Chuckles
Boss cans factory canner . . .

What Kids Learn 
When Mom's mad

Mind Bogglers
Pizza in a square box

They Said It
Mark Twain on Congress

Thoughts for the Day
What psychics ask

Define This
ringxiety (n)

Sixth Grade Exams
Burnt to a steak

Cashman's Law

Hugo's Northshore Citizen
The Life of Eie

 

Public Comment sought . . .

Seattle firm applies
for permit to operate
Mobile Aquarium in Grace

Contributors

Hugo

The State of Grace
. . . and Other Calamities (rave reviews 
for our first book)

Columnist tells all about the PokingFun Press UnLtd. first venture into book publishing. 

To Purchase Your Copy

also available at Grace Town Hall 
and stores everywhere

 

For More TBOW Briefs . . .

Public Notices

   An East Side firm, known only to town officials as Furrier Motors, has made a formal appeal to the town to permit location of a POV Center in Grace. The owners are believed to have similar operations in Bellevue and Woodinville. The documents submitted to the deputy clerk's office indicated Furrier Motors would also appeal the Grace Gazette prohibition banning advertising on the website. Parties interested in these developments should carefully read each day's Gazette. The Gazette was able to locate a sample advertisement that accompanied the firm's letter of rapprochement.


    Today's News Briefs 
    
Maltby wineries fared fairly well this past Labor Day weekend at the annual Southeast SnoCounty Country Fair held in Clearview. In the “brown-paper-sack division”, Lucky Meadows Vintners earned bronze medals for their undated Nasti Spumante and White Trashfindel entries. The new Grape Expectations winery earned a bronze with its Chateau TraileurParc. Chateau des Maltby served its celebrated NASCARbernet blend along with white bread and squirrel meat for crowds at their booth. Peanut Noir was another popular freeby.

      Sadie Quibble of 1911 Bilgewater Drive in Grace is the proud winner of a silver ribbon in the homemakers’ competition at the Evergreen State Fair. Sadie wowed the judges with her favorite creamed corn casserole. She promises to share her recipe with readers of the Gazette in the near future.

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